IS CHOCOLATE REALLY BETTER THAN A MAN ???

Whenever you need a quick pick me up, chocolate is the one to turn to. It is the only food that all woman almost agree on. And some would say that good old chocolate is better than having a man. Here are some reasons why!

All your friends understand what you see in it.

It melts in your mouth.

You can find it anywhere.

You can have a threesome with your chocolate.

You can spot the nutty ones immediately.

With chocolate, you can admit that size really matter.

If you want to make it hard, you just stick it in the fridge.

With chocolate, you never have to fake being satisfied.

Chocolate is always there for you when you need it.

Chocolate won't reject you!

Chocolate always hit the spot.

You don't have to try to impress chocolate.

All the good chocolate isn't already taken.

You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

If you bit the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.

With chocolate there's no need to fake it.

Good chocolate is easy to find.

It never says "I'm Tired"

There are so may flavors to choose from.

Sorry chocolate, but I think I will stick with my man!